I Want To Become a Beautiful Girl, Be Pampered, and Live Life on Easy Mode! - Chapter 4

[Second Debut Stream] Nice to meet you again, Kuroneko San-nya [Arutema]

14,158 viewers: Kuroneko San – Channel Subscribers 4,863

AkaiLukman: Nice to meet you for the second time, Kuroneko-san

adnanchowdhury4050: This is the first time someone needs to re-do their debut, this girl sure is quite something.

honeybvnie: The new members are quite unique this time

TonyMlover: Thanks to the top member, the following ones seem less nervous.

TomMcMorrow: This girl will grow

llystitcheskurta: ↑ But she seems to be sinking…

“Okay, good evening, nyaa~!”

jules-fj1tr: Good evening, nyaa~

user-rl8bm9hr3b: Good evening, nyaa~

AkaiLukman: Still cute

“Nice to meet you again, I’m Kuroneko San, a new member of Arutema, a virtual YouTuber!”

zoinks2547: Nyaa~ Nyaa~

malwar: Don’t act like a cat

Ahriman: Kuroneko-san, We already made a summary of you, the other fans also had clipped your failed debut.

“What!? They’ve already clipped it!? Ah!”

malwar: Her disguise was removed so quickly, haha

Ahriman: Was Kuroneko-san actually a bakeneko (a supernatural cat)?

Ughhhhhhh!!!

I thought I could start over the debut stream as if nothing had happened!

The comments section is filled with words like “hilarious,” “this is bad,” and “anxious newbie.”

It wasn’t supposed to be like this, how did it end up like this!?

Nevertheless, I can’t let myself be disturbed by failure forever.

After that stream, the manager scolded me thoroughly and prepared for another go with an accident introduction.

For this stream, I can’t allow it to end in flames or force an abrupt ending.

“Suu-haa, okay.”

Chunchumaru: Okay

Hapon: Okay

AkaiLukman: The main part starts from here

“First, let me apologize. I’m sorry for ending the stream abruptly earlier and causing trouble for various people, despite being the first member of the second generation debut. I regret my actions.”

Huras: It’s okay

Chong-Il: Apologizing is great

Lau11: We’ve also teased you too much about, so we regret it

jules-fj1tr: Sorry

“So, moving on! Let’s lighten the atmosphere a bit and proceed with the self-introduction, nya!”

Even though I say that, the self-introduction I prepared in advance leaked due to the accident introduction.

I’m not bold enough to read the same lines out loud as if nothing happened.

“Let’s skip the unnecessary stuff, nya. For detailed information, check the official website or find it in clippings.”

AkaiLukman: This is the first time I’ve seen a V-tuber saying to check out the clippings for their self-introduction

Harnima: What a strong move

“Due to various circumstances, we’re short on time, so I’ll breeze through. Now, please take a look at this, nya!”

【Tags and Other Information】

Stream Tag: #Kuroneko-san’sTime

Illustration Tag: #Kuroneko-sanPassesBy

Sensitive Tag: #Kuroneko-sanAvoids

Fan Name: #Master

“I wanted to decide this during the stream, but due to time constraints, I chose from the submissions in Marshmallow using my own judgment and bias, nya.”

I had previously collected official tags and questions on my Twitter account under the name Kuroneko San.

Among them were even joke-like names that I thought of exposing and discussing as candidates during the broadcast…

However, due to the real lack of time, I ended up selecting something safe from the candidates.

Well, the lack of time is entirely my own fault.

For now, it seems that the viewers’ reactions are not bad.

Especially, the fan name “Master” seemed to have struck a chord, with the word “Master” frequently appearing in the comments.

However, this “nya-nya” character setting and adding “nya” to the end of every sentence feel a bit too cliché just because I have cat ears.

And honestly, adding “nya” to the end of sentences is more of a hassle than I thought.

Virtual YouTubers are entirely new characters born from the fusion of the real and virtual worlds, so I understand that the character traits exist and should generally adhere to them. However, sticking to an unfamiliar character is still challenging for an amateur. In fact, it can be quite stressful.

“In the remaining 10 minutes, I’ll try to answer a few questions that were submitted to Marshmallow.”

Kusss: It’s becoming more and more casual, haha

Ahriman: You’ll get scolded by the management again

Matar112: She’s a non-flattering, lone cat, that’s Kuroneko San

“Alright, let’s start with the first one! ‘Nice to meet you. I’m a gentleman who’s writing a women’s body measurements guidebook, and I’m interested in your body measurements, Kuroneko San. If you don’t mind, could you tell me? I think there’s quite a demand for short and flat-chested girls.’ … Who wants a pancake chest? Come out and admit it!”

AkaiLukman: Whoah, the lack of sensitivity brigade has arrived

Ceron: Oh well, another firestorm

Shdsh: Oh no, I’ve done it again

koooo: A girl who’s going up in flames at the speed of light

“What!? It’s not my fault! Well, I did choose the Marshmallow questions though!”

I just really wanted to say something to the person who posted it…

“Well, anyway. For now, I’ll be exploring various things through trial and error in the streams. I want to do game streams too, but I don’t have the equipment yet, so I think I’ll focus on chatting for a while.”

AkaiLukman: Is simply doing a chatting stream okay?

mutantmaster: Seems like she’ll catch fire soon

m3tr0id86: She oozes nothing but anxiety

DraNayban: Isn’t it better to have someone from management nearby?

“You all have a terrible impression of me! But, I can definitely chat! Even if I’m socially awkward, I can have a normal conversation if I can’t see the other person’s face.”

wombatman5: Is Kuroneko-san a socially awkward girl?

IronMan97: Her real debut was quite enthusiastic, so…

AkaiLukman: One of the patterns of social awkwardness is causing trouble by not reading the atmosphere, so perhaps…

Even if I was socially awkward in real life, it’s not as nerve-wracking online.

Well, that’s assuming that the other person’s face isn’t visible and communication happens through text… Oh, the memory of the first time I had a voice call with my peers… ugh…

“Um, let’s regain our composure and move on. ‘Hello, Kuroneko San. I’m a gentleman who’s writing a three-size guidebook for women. If you don’t mind, could you tell me your three sizes as well? I think there’s quite a demand for short and flat-chested girls.’ … Who wants a pancake body? Whoever submitted this, come forward! My chest is bouncy!”

Kuronekosanno1fan: They’re totally roasting her!

A: They’re exposing her true self!

Weresad: Mr. Three Sizes Gent is getting around these days

It’s true! I really am bouncy, bouncy! I change bras every 2 to 3 months because of that! Please believe me!

However, the avatar on the screen showed a chest that was pitifully flat.

Even if I claim to be the type that looks slimmer when wearing a blazer, it’s impossible to insist to that extent. There was no dream there, even after accounting for the fact that I’m wearing a blazer.

The world is cruel.

“Um, my three sizes are 91, 56, 84 from top to bottom!!!”

Kaslsu: Huh?

Huasu: Eh?

AkaiLukman: What?

Choi-Il: Aren’t you joking too much?!

“Huh? Are you guys curious if it is really bouncy, bouncy? To wonder if it’s amazing when I take my clothes off?? But, it’s a shame I can’t take them off! The management would get angry if I did!”

Huasu: Looking forward to the new outfit being more revealing!

Choi-Ill: Can’t wait for the swimsuit version!

AkaiLukman: This girl doesn’t even want to pretend to be a cat anymore

“Okay, okay, okay, okay! Moving on to the last question! ‘Nice to meet you, Sanchan. I’m looking forward to your first debut stream. I have a question for you right away. What made you want to become a virtual YouTuber, Sanchan? If that’s hard to answer, please tell me your favorite food.'”

The reason I started as a virtual YouTuber.

It was due to the self-introduction that I accidentally blurted out during my real first debut stream.

However, it’s pointless to try to cover it up now, so I thought of answering the question in my own words rather than sticking to the setting.

And honestly, most of the questions weren’t things I could answer during the first debut stream. I didn’t have other options, to be honest.

“What’s your favorite food? Kentucky F○ied Chicken and Mc○nald’s, and also Cup N○odles, and barbecue!”

dinodude69: Doesn’t sound very healthy

AkaiLukman: You need to eat some vegetables

teamhren: Her preferences are all about junk food

salizar2: Seriously?

“Huh? But I’m super skinny, though? I’m in the 40 kg range.”

Well, it’s natural since these are my favorite things and not something I eat frequently.

Kentucky F○ied Chicken is a genius invention, Mc○nald’s is good for its cheapness, and I don’t even need to mention barbecue.

By the way, Cup N○odles and cup ramen are entirely different categories.

“The reason I became a virtual YouTuber was when I saw Kirin-senpai’s commemorative stream. Originally, I enjoyed virtual YouTubers as a viewer, and when I heard there was an audition, I thought, ‘This is it!'”

taylortruitt3: I thought the same thing!

pifilixxiv: Me too

zzie: Well, I failed though

Creee: Me too

“Well, that’s just the catalyst. There’s actually another reason. It’s hard to say, but when I messed up during the first debut stream, I realized that wanting friends was the real reason. You know, I don’t have any friends…”

Khooin: Ugh

ArgaPlays: Wait, the screen…

Rahma_Andika: (´；ω；｀) Oh no…

“Well, like I mentioned earlier, I’m socially awkward. I even call myself ‘Embodiment of social awkwardness.’ I used to be able to have normal conversations with others, but suddenly I started stuttering every time I talked to someone. So, I thought, ‘If I continue like this, it’s going to be bad.’ I thought being a virtual YouTuber and communicating through comments might help improve my social awkwardness. You see, when responding to comments, the other person is just text, so I don’t worry about being socially awkward.”

AkaiLukman: Did anyone ever debut for such a sad reason?

Huasu: This is the first time someone confessed that casually…

Choi-Il: I relate to her so much it hurts

LukeS: To apply to improve social awkwardness even though she’s socially awkward… That’s amazing… I was only thinking about meeting Kirin-chan

IRS: I’ve just realized why I failed my audition

Well, even though I say that…

“But the main reason was that I wanted to be praised so much!!!!”

Brandon’sHere: Here comes the fire

Choi-Il: Let’s set her ablaze

evanwootube: I Got another clip

Zzundee: Let’s just go straight to the apology stream already

“Why, whyyyyyy!!!”