I Don’t Know Martial Arts, I’m Just Born Strong - Chapter 6

Chapter 6: Exploiting a System Bug!

Translator: yikaii Editor: yikaii

“Brother Five, what are you doing?”

“Brother Three, didn’t you say we can’t let others know our way out? If we don’t knock this kid out, won’t we be exposed?”

“Is Old Six someone else?”

“Moreover, even if we wanted to knock him out, it’s not now… Are we planning to carry him out?”

“Ah, this…”

Wang Mazi, with a stocking over his face, looked somewhat embarrassed and whispered, “Should I wake Old Six up first?”

These three individuals wearing stockings were none other than Zhang San, Li Si, and Wang Mazi, who had been locked in the “solitary confinement.”

Hearing that they planned to wake Jiang He, Li Si, who was usually quiet, lit up and stepped forward.

“I’ll do it!”

“My pee is yellow, it will surely wake him up.”

“Don’t… he’s already knocked out, why wake him up? To knock him out again later?”

“We sneaked out from the solitary confinement, let’s hurry… We have to return to solitary later.”

……………

Jiang He felt his consciousness drifting, as if he had traversed once again.

In his dazed state, he seemed to find himself in a bustling night market.

The cries of stall owners, honking of cars, music, the sound of dice rattling… various sounds mixed together, along with the tempting smell of barbecue, made one’s mouth water uncontrollably.

“Wake up, Jiang He, it’s time for your medicine!”

“Ah?”

Jiang He groggily opened his eyes, and what met his gaze was a woman with a face full of flesh.

The specially hired medication nurse!

“Damn!”

Jiang He jumped up from the bed with a start.

He wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, looking around bewilderedly and muttered, “Wait… is this Room 207? Didn’t I go out for kebabs and drinks?”

I…

When did I come back?

Rubbing his somewhat sore neck, Jiang He felt like everything was a dream, as if he went to the night market and yet didn’t, and couldn’t help saying, “Could it be that I blacked out?”

“What dream are you talking about?”

The plump nurse slapped the medicine onto the table and commanded sternly, “Take your medicine!”

“Ding!”

“Reasonable medication, strength +10kg.”

After taking his medicine, Jiang He stopped the nurse who was about to leave and said, “Nurse sister, can we make a deal… can my medication be changed from three times a day to five?”

“???”

The plump nurse was shocked.

This…

Isn’t this request a bit outrageous?
She even started to regret accepting the “special hiring” at Anning Psychiatric Hospital… She felt that if she worked here a few more years, she might go crazy herself.
Ignoring Jiang He.

The plump nurse left the room, took out her notebook, and wrote again: “Patient Jiang He in Room 207, the condition is suspected to have worsened again.”

“Alas!”

Although expected, Jiang He still felt a bit disappointed. He sighed, “Reasonable medication… must mean taking medicine according to the doctor’s orders. I’m currently on three doses a day. If the doctor’s orders could be changed to 5 times… then I could gain 50kg of strength just from medication each day.”

But such a request, the doctor would probably not easily agree.

Jiang He’s mind conjured the image of the young doctor “Feng Shaoyu” and couldn’t help thinking, “If I put a knife to his neck and have a good talk with him, I wonder if he would agree to change my prescription…”

After taking his medicine.

It was time for breakfast.

The psychiatric hospital’s breakfast was very simple.

A bowl of millet porridge and two big buns.

One bun had eggplant filling, and the other had wood ear and vermicelli filling.

“Reasonable eating, strength +10kg.”

After breakfast, Jiang He left the inpatient department and went for a 20-minute morning run.

“Ding!”

“Reasonable exercise, strength +10kg.”

After the morning run.

Jiang He sneaked into the psychiatric hospital’s kitchen and swiped a kitchen knife.

Hiding the knife in his psychiatric gown, Jiang He started asking patients, “Hello, do you know where Doctor Feng Shaoyu is?”

He asked seven patients in a row.

Those patients either spoke nonsense or completely ignored Jiang He.

There was also a pretty female patient, who, for some reason, started to giggle foolishly upon seeing Jiang He, a string of snot hanging to her lip. She sucked it back in, only for it to slide out of the other nostril.

“Shloop!”

She rolled her tongue and cleared the snot, opening her arms and lunging at Jiang He, shouting, “giegie… hug!”

“Damn it!”

Jiang He got a shock and kicked the female patient to the ground, then turned and ran.

He ran swiftly into a building.

Jiang He looked up…

“Huh?”

“Dr. Feng!”

He coincidentally saw Feng Shaoyu chatting with a young nurse.

As soon as Feng Shaoyu saw Jiang He, his expression tensed, revealing a smile uglier than crying, and said, “Jiang He, what a coincidence?”

“What coincidence?”

Jiang He chuckled, “I came specifically to find you… Dr. Feng, where’s your office? I’ve got a few things I want to talk to you about.”

He walked up, slung his arm around Feng Shaoyu’s shoulder, and without further ado dragged him away.

Feng Shaoyu turned his head back, blinking rapidly at the nurse, signaling “hurry and find security.”

The nurse was stunned, then her cheeks flushed, and she thought, “Ahhh… is Dr. Feng hinting at something? He blinked three times… does it mean he wants me to find him at 3 AM?”

“Dr. Feng is so flirty… but I like it!”

The nurse turned and ran off.

Seeing this, Feng Shaoyu sighed in relief, knowing he wouldn’t fear Jiang He once security arrived!

He planned to stabilize Jiang He first, taking him to his own office. He sat down in his office chair, legs crossed, and said, “Jiang He, what do you want from me? I’m very busy, so speak quickly!”

Jiang He said, “Dr. Feng, it’s like this… I want you to help me change my medical orders.”

“Change medical orders?”

Feng Shaoyu quickly shook his head, “No, no, your medication is prescribed by the director, I don’t have the authority to change that.”

“Is that so?”

Jiang He blinked, a spark of inspiration flashing through his mind. He suddenly pulled out the kitchen knife hidden under his psychiatric patient gown, saying, “Then you write me another medical order… just write down some harmless medication!”

“…”

Feng Shaoyu was on the verge of tears.

“Don’t… Jiang He, Big Brother Jiang, no… you’re my grandpa!”

“Grandpa Jiang, even if I write the order, what if the pharmacy doesn’t give you the medication?”

Jiang He placed the knife against Feng Shaoyu’s neck, asking, “You don’t have medication here?”

“No…”

“Really no?”

“Yes… yes!”

Feng Shaoyu opened a drawer, revealing three white medicine bottles inside. With a tearful tone, he said, “But these are Rehmannia pills, for nourishing yin and strengthening the kidneys, they won’t be much help for your condition!”

Jiang He’s eyes lit up, his grip on the knife tightening, “This will do, write the order…”

“How… how should I write it?”

“I’ll say, you write… three times a day, no, eight times a day!”

“How many pills per box?”

“100, right? Then 3 pills per dose.”

Jiang He snatched all three bottles of medicine and forced Feng Shaoyu to write him a medical order.

Eagerly consuming three Rehmannia pills…

“Ding!”

“Reasonable medication, strength +10kg.”

The system prompt sounded in his mind.

Successfully exploited the bug!

Jiang He’s eyes shone, saying, “Thank you, Dr. Feng.”

He stuffed the medication and medical order into his pocket and hastily left the office.

“Damn!”

“This madman, too dangerous!”

Feng Shaoyu fiercely slammed his fist on the desk, took out his phone intending to call security… but before he could dial, Jiang He returned.

Without a word, he pinned Feng Shaoyu down and gave him a beating, took Feng Shaoyu’s phone, stripped Feng Shaoyu of his clothes, took several photos, then chuckled, “Dr. Feng, your phone is mine now…”

“I think Dr. Feng knows what to do.”

“You’d better keep your mouth shut!”

“You wouldn’t want the photos in your phone to get out, would you?”

After leaving the office.

Jiang He paused outside the door for several seconds.

Listening to the sobbing coming from inside, Jiang He felt a pang of guilt, murmuring, “Wait… how could I do such a cruel thing? Could it be… I’m influenced by the mental illness genes hidden in this body?”

(End of the chapter)