Do You Think You Can Run After Reincarnating, Nii-san? - Chapter 5 Dere

Chapter 5

Dere

――When I came to, I was in the living room.

This is… right, my house from my previous life.

Back when I was still living a normal life.

I had just returned from club activities, carrying my enamel bag over my shoulder.

Both my parents worked, so they wouldn’t be home at this time.

So, preparing dinner was always her job.

‘Hmm…♪’

I heard humming.

My sister, wearing an apron over her school uniform, was standing in the kitchen.

She was humming along to the rhythm of the knife hitting the cutting board.

I smiled and asked her.

――You seem to be in a good mood. What song is that?

“It’s ‘Ten Thousand Feet of the Alps.’ But the lyrics are original.”

――No way I can tell the lyrics from just your humming.

“Hehe. One day, I’ll teach you the lyrics. Just for you, brother.”

The scene before me shifted to that “one day.”

A dimly lit room with the curtains drawn shut.

I was lying on the floor, unable to move.

My junior, Kawagoe, was tied up and lying nearby――

――and my sister was holding a T-shaped corkscrew.

‘Singing’

“♪  Se-se-se-no yoi yoi yoi  ♪”

“♪  Pretending to be innocent, but using flirtatious glances  ♪”

“♪  Let’s kill the slutty woman  ♪”

“♪  Lan-la-lan-lan-lan-lan-lan  ♪”

“♪  Lan-la-lan-lan-lan-lan  ♪”

“♪  Lan-la-lan-lan-lan-lan-lan  ♪”

“♪  Lan-lan-lan-lan-la…  ♪”

――Splat!